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Leo Redlodge is a CIA agent. He is walking to "the office," actually a top secret bunker underneath the U.S. Capitol. He meets Donald Trump there for a mission briefing. He then realizes Trump is a walking bomb and tries to get out. Trump, who is drugged tries to stop him but Redlodge escapes with half a second to spare.
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Redlodge is facing a hearing on the death of the president. He is then commissioned into leading an investigation of it. He and his on/off girlfriend and police detective, Kate figure out he was drugged and had a bomb surgically implanted in his rib bone and was drugged so he no only wouldn't notice but that he'd position himself so that Redlodge would either die in the explosion or be charged with assassination. He then hears of a small robbery at a computer store. He sees a familiar face on the tv screen he then decides to check it out on instinct. He and his partner "Hobbes" head there in their tricked out tour buses "Astor" and "Martin". They find out nothing important was stolen "Hobbes" says its just some "normal" robbery but Redlodge wonders why the twice as valuable gigaplex computer wasn't stolen instead of a piece of "unimportant" hardware. He is then almost stabbed in the back by a young man who owns the place. He shoots the man in the hand with his laser beam glasses, and finds out hehas the same name as him.
|“|| You're going to die, in five minutes and there's nothing you or I can do about it.|
I'm the only one in the room, so I'm going to be blamed. ......I'm getting out while I can.
|~ Leo Redlodge on Trump about to die|
|“||Let me guess, you're the intern||„|
|~ Leo Redlodge|
|“||I'm the owner, he's the intern.||„|
|~ Leo Redlodge II on The older guy who you'd think was the owner|
|“||What's your name kid?||„|
|~ Leo Redlodge|
|~ Leo Redlodge II|
- Tom Cruise as Leo Redloge
- Daisy Ridley as Kalyn Hammer
- John Boyega as "Hobbes"
- Chris Pine as Grease Monkey
- Matt Damon as Hunter
- Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor No
- Felicity Jones as Kate Sionis
- Patrick Stewart as General Hammer
- Donald Trump as Himself
- This is actually based off a series i thought up but with major changes.