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'''Never Say No''' is a spy movie that features CIA agent [[Leo Redlodge]] and his partner [["Hobbes"]]. (A Man who uses holograms to make his face look like a tiger)
 
'''Never Say No''' is a spy movie that features CIA agent [[Leo Redlodge]] and his partner [["Hobbes"]]. (A Man who uses holograms to make his face look like a tiger)
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== Synopsis ==
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A secret agent must stop a mad scientist who is auctioning off a nuclear bomb.
   
 
==Plot==
 
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It turns out the terrorists who planned on stealing the nuke were in league with the North Koreans, (General Hammer specifically) and that the missile theft in North Korea was planned by the both of them. In reality, it was supposed to be a distraction, as the real missile theft was in the U.S. all along. Redlodge is then tortured (forced to wear a suit that electrocutes however wears it) by General Hammer for nothing other than the pure evil of it. When Hammer goes to take a donut break, Redlodge decides to use a meditation technique to heal himself. When he is done, Hammer still isn't back yet and better yet, his electrosuit has been removed.
 
It turns out the terrorists who planned on stealing the nuke were in league with the North Koreans, (General Hammer specifically) and that the missile theft in North Korea was planned by the both of them. In reality, it was supposed to be a distraction, as the real missile theft was in the U.S. all along. Redlodge is then tortured (forced to wear a suit that electrocutes however wears it) by General Hammer for nothing other than the pure evil of it. When Hammer goes to take a donut break, Redlodge decides to use a meditation technique to heal himself. When he is done, Hammer still isn't back yet and better yet, his electrosuit has been removed.
   
Redlodge flees and contacts "Hobbes" who tells him that he has been disavowed but that he should survive if he doesn't lose his glasses. Redlodge then realizes he has lost his glasses. Just when he thinks things can't get any worse, he gets grabbed by a [[Kalyn Hammer|woman]]. She reveals herself to be Hammer's granddaughter who wants to prove herself to him by killing Redlodge (which is why she released him from the electrosuit.)
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Redlodge flees and contacts "Hobbes" who tells him that he has been disavowed but that he should survive if he doesn't lose his glasses. Redlodge then realizes he has lost his glasses. Just when he thinks things can't get any worse, he gets grabbed by a [[Kalyn Hammer|woman]]. She reveals herself to be Hammer's granddaughter who wants to prove herself to him by killing Redlodge (which is why she released him from the electrosuit.) He convinces her not to (it involves kissing) and the two steal a plane and fly to America.
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Redlodge is informed of the fact that terrorists are auctioning the nuke off to other terrorists and unsavory nations. He and his friend Hunter decide to follow Bushy who has been released for lack of evidence. This leads them to a gangster hideout where a representative an organization called the Black Hand named Creepy Guy on the Street lives. After killing all the gangsters at the hideout Redlodge disguises himself as Creepy Guy on the Street. He then goes to the auction.
   
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==

Revision as of 21:20, May 29, 2017

PG-13 MPAA rating
Rated PG-13 - Parents Strongly Cautioned

This article is rated PG-13, meaning it contains content that may be inappropriate for readers under the age of 13.
Objectionable content includes: Violence

Never Say No is a spy movie that features CIA agent Leo Redlodge and his partner "Hobbes". (A Man who uses holograms to make his face look like a tiger)

Synopsis

A secret agent must stop a mad scientist who is auctioning off a nuclear bomb.

Plot

Leo Redlodge is a CIA agent. He is walking to "the office," actually a top secret bunker underneath the U.S. Capitol. He meets Donald Trump there for a mission briefing. He then realizes Trump is a walking bomb and tries to get out. Trump, who is drugged tries to stop him but Redlodge escapes with half a second to spare.

(Cue theme music)

Redlodge is facing a hearing on the death of the president. He is then commissioned into leading an investigation of it. He and his on/off girlfriend and police detective, Kate figure out he was drugged and had a bomb surgically implanted in his rib bone and was drugged so he no only wouldn't notice but that he'd position himself so that Redlodge would either die in the explosion or be charged with assassination. He then hears of a small robbery at a computer store. He sees a familiar face on the tv screen he then decides to check it out on instinct. He and his partner "Hobbes" head there in their tricked out tour buses "Astor" and "Martin". They find out nothing important was stolen "Hobbes" says its just some "normal" robbery but Redlodge wonders why the twice as valuable gigaplex computer wasn't stolen instead of a piece of "unimportant" hardware. He is then almost stabbed in the back by a young man who owns the place. He shoots the man in the hand with his laser beam glasses, and finds out he has the same name as him.

Suddenly the "intern", Bushy, runs out in a flash. Figuring that he's up to no good, Redlodge grabs something out from under his tour bus that folds out into a motorcycle. He then chases after Bushy who is also using a motorcycle. The chase is long, but Bushy is just about to head into a garage that will buy him time until he nearly runs into "Astor" which Redlodge has been remote controlling the whole chase. Bushy is then arrested.

Bushy is then interrogated but says nothing save for, "The doctor will have your hides for this". The scene shifts to Redlodge drinking at a bar, he then gets a notification from his mysterious mission briefer, B. He then goes to the restroom which has a secret entrance to an agent base. He is then briefed by B that Terrorist are planning on stealing a nuclear missile from North Korea and that he has to steal it before they do. He then gets his gadgets from Grease Monkey. Redlodge tries to steal the missile, but is captured by his old nemesis General Hammer.

It turns out the terrorists who planned on stealing the nuke were in league with the North Koreans, (General Hammer specifically) and that the missile theft in North Korea was planned by the both of them. In reality, it was supposed to be a distraction, as the real missile theft was in the U.S. all along. Redlodge is then tortured (forced to wear a suit that electrocutes however wears it) by General Hammer for nothing other than the pure evil of it. When Hammer goes to take a donut break, Redlodge decides to use a meditation technique to heal himself. When he is done, Hammer still isn't back yet and better yet, his electrosuit has been removed.

Redlodge flees and contacts "Hobbes" who tells him that he has been disavowed but that he should survive if he doesn't lose his glasses. Redlodge then realizes he has lost his glasses. Just when he thinks things can't get any worse, he gets grabbed by a woman. She reveals herself to be Hammer's granddaughter who wants to prove herself to him by killing Redlodge (which is why she released him from the electrosuit.) He convinces her not to (it involves kissing) and the two steal a plane and fly to America.

Redlodge is informed of the fact that terrorists are auctioning the nuke off to other terrorists and unsavory nations. He and his friend Hunter decide to follow Bushy who has been released for lack of evidence. This leads them to a gangster hideout where a representative an organization called the Black Hand named Creepy Guy on the Street lives. After killing all the gangsters at the hideout Redlodge disguises himself as Creepy Guy on the Street. He then goes to the auction.

Quotes

You're going to die, in five minutes and there's nothing you or I can do about it.
I'm the only one in the room, so I'm going to be blamed. ......I'm getting out while I can.
~ Leo Redlodge on Trump about to die

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What will the people think about this incident
~ Leo Redlodge on Donald Trump's death
Trump died in a tragic plane crash which will happen tomorrow. Hunter, you have until then to find out who killed him.

Let me guess, you're the intern
~ Leo Redlodge
I'm the owner, he's the intern.
~ Leo Redlodge II on The older guy who you'd think was the owner

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What's your name kid?
~ Leo Redlodge
Leo Redlodge
~ Leo Redlodge II

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The doctor will have your hides for this
~ Bushy
Tell us his name.
~ Leo Redlodge
No!
~ Bushy
Were getting nowhere with this guy.
~ Redlodge


Cast

Notes

  • This is actually based off a series i thought up but with major changes.
  • This is the first in a major series that chronicles the adventure, decline, fall, and death of Leo Redlodge.
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