Cat Hairballs (Sung By Rank and Stinky).
Stinky: O'er the rug I go, with a mouth all full of fuzz.
Burying your shoe, 'neath a pile of scuz.
Rank: Nice one on my head, and another mound over there.
Stinky: Hey! Let's make a three piece suit, of this freshly hwarfed up hair.
Rank and Stinky: Ooooh! Cat hairballs, cat hairballs, all over the place!
Stinky: Don't look now, here one comes, smack right in your face! HWARF!
Rank and Stinky: Cat hairballs, cat hairballs.
Stinky: Get them while they're hot.
There the perfect Yaksmas gift.
Rank: And always hit the spot.
Stinky: I'll make you a bike.
Or an Italian sports car?
Brand new high heel shoes, or a fine cigar!
Rank: How about a hat? And matching underwear.
Stinky: Don't you fret, I won't run out, I've lots more hair to spare.
Rank and Stinky: Ooooh! Cat hairballs, cat hairballs, all over the place!
Stinky: Don't look now, here one comes.
Smack right in your face!
Rank and Stinky: Cat hairballs, cat hairballs.
Stinky: Get 'em while they're hot.
They're the perfect Yaksmas gift.
Rank and Stinky: And always hit the spot!
(Break time)
Rank and Stinky: Cat hairballs, cat hairballs, all over the place!
Stinky: Don't look now, here one comes.
Smack right in your face!
Rank and Stinky: Cat hairballs, cat hairballs.
Get them while they're hot!
Stinky: There the perfect Yaksmas gift.
Rank and Stinky: And always hit the spot!
They're the perfect Yaksmas gift, and always hit the spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!