The LEGO Movie 3: A Powerpuff Adventure/Transcript

(Similar to The LEGO Movie and The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part, the blue background gets pulled up, with clouds and the 1999 Warner Bros. Pictures logo with the WarnerMedia byline appearing. The shield spins around to reveal the Warner Animation Group logo. The clouds, background, and logo leave, making room for the second half of the Warner Bros. Pictures/New Line Cinema logo, which fades in.)

(The 2013 Universal Pictures logo is played as usual.)

(The Perfect World Pictures, Tencent Pictures, CJ Entertainment, and Reliance Entertainment logos are played as normal.)

(The Globe Studios logo is played as normal. When the logo is finished, it cuts to black and the screen fades into a night sky. As Wengie’s “Cake” plays, we zoom in to see Master Builders and other citizens celebrate the New Years Eve party, which is happening in Syspocalypstar, a mishmash of Apocalypseburg and the Systar System. As the Duplo aliens fly along, the Master Builders drink their giant protein drinks, and the hearts and stars dance along, it zooms into the Statue of Liberty in Systar mode. Cut to Emmet and his friends celebrating.)

Emmet: Great party, right, Lucy?

Wyldstyle: Yeah, Emmet! It’s great Benny could watch the kids!

Emmet: Yeah, it looks like you’re stuck with me all night.

Wyldstyle: You’re my one and only, Emmet.

Emmet: That’s a good thing, since I’m the greatest Master Builder of all time. The Prophecy chose me, you know.

Metal Beard: Ahoy, maties! Happy New Year!

Emmet: Metal Beard, where are the kids?

Metal Beard: The kids be with Benny. No worries!

Emmet: Uh, worries right here.

Benny: Spaceship, spaceship, spaceship!

Emmet: Benny, where are the kids?

Benny: What? I don’t have any kids!

Emmet and Wyldstyle: OUR KIDS!!!

Benny: Oh, right! I left them with Feebee!

Emmet and Wyldstyle: FEEBEE?!

Benny: What? She’s an excellent babysitter!

FIREWORKS AREA

Feebee: I’m a terrible babysitter!

Buttercup: This is gonna be awesome!

Blossom: Okay, I’ve done all the calculations, and each explosion will be perfectly straight to the beat. Unless I didn’t carry the one.

Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi: Here’s my vision: Tree, pig, car, horse, bat, spider, and of course, an ear of corn. Your turn, Bubs!

Bubbles: Red, blue, green, yellow, yellow, purple!

Buttercup: Here’s my vision: BOOM CRASH BANG KAPOW! (she lights a match)

Feebee: Uh, I don’t think your parents would like this very much!

Sweet Mayhem: Light ‘em up, Buttercup!

(Suddenly Emmet, Wyldstyle, Batman, Unikitty, Puppycorn, Hawkodile, Dr. Fox, Richard, Benny, and Metal Beard show up)

Emmet: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!

Wyldstyle: A match?! Girls, you know the rules.

Batman: No pirate techniques without adult supervision.

Robin: Padre, we asked Feebee.

Metal Beard: THAT BE EVEN WORSE!!! Sorry, Feebee.

Feebee: You don’t have to pay me, Metal Beard.

Emmet: Girls, next time, ask me, or Lucy, or Unikitty.

Blossom: But you guys always say no.

Buttercup: That’s what Lex Luthor does. Duh.

Emmet: You know what? Lex is currently Superman’s arch nemesis-turned-butler. We can still stop by Superman’s lair anytime.

Wyldstyle: Listen, we are a noble army at the helm Vitruvius has chosen. The Prophecy chose your dad. We have to be tough and battle-ready.

Ice Cream Cone: (lights up the fireworks) Oopsie-daisy!

Emmet: Great, now the fireworks have been lit up! And Feebee escaped by herself.

Puppycorn: She’s right there!

Feebee: (overjoyed) Haha! I’m free!

Wyldstyle: She’s headed for the crowd! Let’s go! (the gang rushes off)

(The citizens proceeded their counting down to one, and when they do, they shout “Happy New Year” as the gang arrive at the torch of the colorized Statue of Liberty.)

Bubbles: Look! It worked!

Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi: And my vision worked perfectly, too!

Emmet: Well, this new year’s off to a great start.

(The logo for The LEGO Movie 6: Return to Townsville fades in as the fireworks go on. Cut to the skyline of Cartoonsville, a city built from parts of Bricksburg, whom Spider Ham bought from the Duplo Planet for just $9 million, and rebuilt in a fun way, taking place just one year after defeating Kingpin and his lieutenants.)

AT EMOJI-SAN RESTAURANT, NOODLE SHOP, SCANNER, PARTY HOUSE, ARCADE, CONVENTION CENTER, MOVIE THEATER, BANK, AND BAR

(Emoji-san Restaurant, Noodle Shop, Scanner, Party House, Arcade, Convention Center, Movie theater, Bank, and Bar is an iconic mishmash of fast-food, Chinese, Korean, and Japanese restaurants, as well as a coffee shop, a cinema, an arcade, a nightclub, a convention center, a bar, an emoji scanner, and a noodle shop. We see Queen Blisstina and Spider Ham chatting on the reserved table.)

Bliss: Okay, listen. We both know that the former Apocalypseville has been going through some toughened and hardened times during the Kingpin invasion. But as the saying goes, ‘For every cloud, a silver lining.’

Spider Ham: (cutting Bliss off) Woah, woah, woah. Hold it right there, your majesty. I transmitted a message to Syspocalypstar already. It says “Fellow Master Builders, please come to Cartoonsville for a welcoming ceremony at Emoji-san! One person can also learn Kung Fu with the queen. There’s also talent show auditions and rehearsals provided.” Those were the words.

Bliss: Yes, and those old apocalyptic wasteland regions were the problem: Apocalypstopolis, Apocalypse Creek, Apocalypsemore, Unipocalypse, Apocalypse Jungle, Hotel Apocalypsylvania, the Apocalypse Age, Royal Apocalypse. I mean, they were destroyed by Kingpin’s minions a long time ago! So, if they come in front of the gate, what do I do?

Spider Ham: Open the gate?

Bliss: No. I am gonna welcome them with open arms!

Beemo: Just five days until the welcoming ceremony. If your little sisters come back, it is also a family reunion. If they have an idea about any talent show, we’ll accept it.

Bliss: Yes, Beemo. The Autobots asked me about it yesterday. And I’ll tell these Master Builders about how this new town was born.

Spider Ham: Interesting. No wonder Dr. Fox revived the Loud kids by splitting Legion Loud back to eleven children.

Bliss: Yes, and I invited everyone here. Everyone in the city will party real hard, enjoy the delicious food, and even play games!

(everyone stops for a second)

Cartoonsville Party Member: We’re having a welcoming ceremony?

Spider Ham: Yes.

LATER

Spider Ham: (cont’d) Hey, Manny! How was your last quest to stop an asteroid?

Manny: It was great. Used magnetic rocks. The dino birds helped us get the crystal into the volcano. In the end, Sid married Brooke, and he found his one true love.

Spider Ham: That’s great!

Red: (runs to the queen and Spider Ham) My queen! My queen! We sighted a faraway city called Syspocalypstar.

Leonard: It’s urgent! They need to come here.

Spider Ham: I already sent a message there.

Chuck: Plus, they’re setting up the DJ Set inside now. Oh, and by the way, I got Dipper Pines from the sorting area on this now.

Bliss: The damaged bricks from the brink of Armamageddon?

Red: Yes. We dug them up from the bin of storage, then transported them here.

Bomb: Yes. If only the Loud kids were here to see this.

Bliss: They’re always here, Bomb. We made this kingdom in honor of our heroic acts and bravery.

Spider Ham: This is why we built this town just for you. Someday, our worlds will be united. (turns to the statue) What are we going to do with the leader of the Master Builders? (below the statue is a saying that reads: “Teach the person you know, the Cartoonsville way of life.”) Your majesty! That’s it! We have to teach him the Cartoonsville way of life!

Bliss: This is incredible! Get the universe to send the message! I’ll get the press on this!

MEANWHILE IN SYSPOCALYPSTAR

(Emmet walks out of a coffee shop called “Coffee Unchained”)

Emmet: Good morning, Syspocalypstar!

(Emmet selects a song on his phone, and it plays “Everything Is Awesome (Tween Dream Remix)” by Garfunkel and Oates with Eban Schletter)

I wake up in the morning

Wide awake for the day

And I say, “What a morning!”

It’s all okay

It’s all real

And that’s why I feel

Everything is awesome

Everything is cool when you’re part of a team

Everything is awesome

When you’re living out a dream

Living out a dream

Emmet: Hey, Surfer Dave!

Music Dave: It’s Music Dave now! (plays a flute)

Everything is awesome (Everything, everything is awesome)

Emmet: Good morning, Sherry!

Sherry: Hey, fella.

Emmet: Good morning, Scarfield, (the cats all meow) Deathface, MetralScratch, Razor, Laserbeam, Fingernail, Tox and Toes, Ripley, Connor, The Other One, Jeff! (Jeff meows; Emmet turns to see stars flying out of the sewer lid) Good morning, sparkle babies!

Stars: Hello!

Emmet: Hey, Iron Man! Gotten any plans for our trip?

Iron Man: Well, yeah, we’re putting on a talent show that Robin has planned, and he called it: “Master Builders Got Talent”. Right now, it’s just me and Pepper. So, how about you?

Emmet: Awesome!

Everything is awesome!

MEANWHILE AT EMMET’S HOUSE

Wyldstyle: Okay, who’s ready for some breakfast?

(Dr. Fox is cooking pancakes)

Blossom: Did you know, that these pancakes have twice the vitamins and minerals of regular pancakes?

Dr. Fox: And with the blueberries, it’s four times as tasty. Puppycorn! Blueberries!

Puppycorn: (opens the fridge) Hey! Where are the blueberries?

Buttercup: I placed them next to the stove.

(door opens)

Emmet: Hey, guys! I bought you coffee and hot coco!

Wyldstyle: Our family is having a great time today.

Hawkodile: Something’s on!

News Lady: Bliss has recently thrown Kingpin into the dust planet Undar of the Dryar System. Rumors, including Bianca and Sooyoung, say that the guys spotted Dr. Fox and Star Butterfly riding on logs in the water. And there was a massive water explosion scaring away the Zappers. In social media, Kingpin has been called a danger to society, a psycho, a murderer, and a demon. Cartoonsville is a place where cartoon characters can go to get away from it all.

Emmet: Kingpin has killed a lot of victims during the invasion. His minions invaded every animated realm outside our universe. Every realm except the LEGO Universe! I gotta go tell General Mayhem, after breakfast. And I’m going to prove it!

Wyldstyle: Yes! It’s about time everything is awesome every day. For every time in our lives, we will connect to the new routes, and look at the statue of the Shining Star Spirit! Who’s with me?

Bubbles: I’m in!

Richard: Count me in.

Hawkodile: Hawkodile is by your side!

MEANWHILE IN THE BIG BOSS’ OFFICE

(The big boss watches an episode of the 2016 reboot of The PowerPuff Girls entitled: “Never Been Blissed”)

(on TV)

Bubbles: How was outer space? Did you bring me back anything?

Bliss: Well…

Bubbles: A wanted poster! It’s what I always… desired.

(Before Bliss could grab the poster, the Big Boss angrily throws the remote at the TV, causing the screen to break)

Big Boss: Lunatic. (on the phone) Get my boat ready. I’m gonna deal with this personally. (he throws a lollipop, and the piranhas in the tank eat it rapidly)

BACK IN SYSPOCALYPSTAR

(Emmet drives his car, which has the radio playing “Good Morning Mr. Rooster” by Super Simple Songs)

(The car stops by the spaceship shuttle)

(Cut to Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi, Sweet Mayhem, Ice Cream Cone, Metal Beard, Benny, Batman, Robin, Batgirl, Superman, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, and Aquaman setting up some flyers for Systar System Live On Stage.)

Superman: So this is a talent show. Robin, was that the best name for this?

Robin: It sure is!

Benny: Sure is great to have Unikitty and her friends on their adventure soon. I gotta know what villain they would defeat.

Ice Cream Cone: According to the list, the upcoming acts will be inspiring. We’ll be inspired.

Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi: The Festival of the Triple Decker Couch is just around the corner, and our reputation is in production!

Sweet Mayhem: That’s why I printed these flyers to spread the word.

Banarnar: I read on the paper that all of the Cartoon universes had their peace and harmony retored.

Emmet: That’s what I found out about!

Benny: Emmet! Good morning!

Batman: Anyway, I already used the robots on constructing the new ship.

Ice Cream Cone: He calls the ship “The Batboat”.

Flaminga: It’s a big boat with a million passengers. The Duplo aliens are coming with us!

Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi: Pretty sure hope the Disney Princesses are gonna be the sponsors. Are you here to audition? Auditions are located in front of the Statue of Liberty!

Emmet: No. I’m not here to audition. I have news. I am going to Cartoonsville!

AT THE AVENGERS TOWER IN SYSPOCALYPSTAR

Hulk: Cartoonsville? Wow. That’s weird!

Emmet: Yeah. Lucy thinks that it will be good for us. How weird?

Hulk: Way weirder.

Black Widow: It has got anvils that fall out of the sky and land on you.

Spider Man: Birds that cruise above it all.

Hulk: And mammoths, sloths, and saber-tooth tigers from the Ice Age.

Nick Fury: Ooh, reference!

Emmet: Oh, great! That sounds very nice! I’ll get President Business on this.

Iron Man: No, no, no. Let Rocket and Groot handle this.

Rocket: I say we tell Dr. Fox to hire the original Aquaman and Alfred to be pilots of the ship that the robots built.

Groot: I am Groot.

Ant-Man: And Maria Hill will hire the employees to load the ship.

Maria Hill: You know, those stories existed outside of our universe.

Emmet: You think so?

Nick Fury: Of course. If this is important to Lucy, your kids, or Unikitty, just do it.

Emmet: (he agrees) Emmet Brickowski reporting for duty. Thanks, guys. Meet me at my house!

Iron Man: We will!

Rocket: I’ll get Star-Lord on this. We have a spaceship. Benny loves them.

AT EMMET’S HOUSE

Buttercup: Cartoonsville or bust, baby! Come on, Dad! Let’s go!

Emmet: Alright. Wait until the whole Hearty Master Builder Crew arrives. Okay, let’s see. I have the instructions, a wrench, a tablet, a cell phone, a laptop, a laser light, chargers, an extension cord, a drill, and best of all: the all-in-one adventurer’s knife. Okay, that’s everything in my luggage.

Wyldstyle: When we get to the ship, we sail to Ninjago City, and get Master Wu, and the Secret Ninja Force.

Puppycorn: And then we get Koko and Garmadon.

Batman: Hey, family! Batman and the gang are coming, too.

Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi: We read about how Cartoonsville was created. Those psycho parts were horrible. But the ending was great!

Sweet Mayhem: Those antagonists in the tale were Kingpin, Ebony Maw, Prowler, Kludd, Dave, Smiler, and Bill Cipher.

Unikitty: Those other heroes were 2D animated versions of me and my pals, but in an alternate universe.

Puppycorn: Real alternate.

Dr. Fox: Batman, you decided to join in?

Batman: Yeah, we did.

Batgirl: We wouldn’t miss it for the world!

Robin: It’s our inspiration for the best Systar System show in the universe: Systar System Live on Stage.

Benny: Can’t wait to meet some space girls who love to build girly spaceships.

Superman: Hey, wait up, family! The Justice League are coming too!

Wyldsyle: Gandalf let you come?

Superman: Yeah! We promised him to spawn the Systar System show.

Iron Man: We know you did!

Green Lantern: Oh hey, Avengers!

Hulk: Hey, G.L. There’s also a sorting area in Cartoonsville. The kingdom is ruled by a queen who was created in Chemical W.

Wyldstyle: And I’m gonna find out who the foreman is.

Iron Man: Who’s ready for a sci-fi musical adventure?

(everyone cheers)

Emmet: Everyone in the van! All aboard, the Brickowski express!

(the van drives off)

MEANWHILE IN THE SYSPOCALYPSTAR SEAPORT

Emmet: Hey, Fury. How are the hearts and stars? Are they loaded inside?

Nick Fury: Indeed they are. I parked the vehicles at the bottom of the passenger area, and the luggages above the area. I also loaded the ship with Duplo aliens. I also installed a TV for safety videos and several movies, commercials, TV Shows, and videos. And charger plugs below it. The seats have tables. And we’re also going on board.

Captain Marvel: I locked Venom and Thanos in the ship.

Original Aquaman: All aboard!

INSIDE THE SHIP

(The entire gang is on their seats doing their thing)

Blossom: Did you know that Kingpin killed the Loud kids, and they died of their injuries?

Bubbles: Yeah. It was awful. He fused them into one person.

Buttercup: Good thing that they were revived at the end when they split her back to 11.

(Camera pans to Emmet and Wyldstyle)

Emmet: I wonder what the queen would be like. Maybe she will be like Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi and prove how not evil she is, or she will prove to be the fourth PowerPuff Girl! How awesome would that be?

Wyldstyle: Uh, maybe it will be as awesome as your day.

AT THE DOCKS OF CARTOONSVILLE

(A boat arrives the docks and the Big Boss arrives in the plains. There were loggers doing their preparation to storm Cartoonsville. In a tent, the loggers are waiting for their boss, only for the boss to come in.)

Logger Foreman: Boss! What are you doing here in the plains of the kingdom?

Big Boss: Perhaps the better question is: What is “she” doing? Chemical W. Many years after the Kingpin invasion aftermath, and now she built a city in MY backyard? I don’t think so. My friends, do you remember when we used to cut down trees in a jungle? It was a long time ago. If those birds and pigs let their queen and her pet pig rally with the Master Builders from another world, and they let them unite their worlds in peace, we’re out of business. (points a pickaxe at the foreman) And that’s why if there are some remaining people living there, YOU must demolish the entire village, for we are successors of Kingpin and his lieutenants. FIND THEM! And get rid of them. The rest of you. (points the pickaxe at the loggers) Go cut some trees. (he throws the pickaxe at pictures of Bliss and Spider Ham) Who cares about uniting worlds together?

IN NINJAGO CITY

Lloyd: Black tea for Barry McBoyster, Green tea for Michael Smith…

Emmet: I’d like to order something awesome!

Lloyd: WAIT FOR YOUR TURN, FANCY PANTS! (gasps) Emmet and Lucy! (zips off to hug Emmet, Wyldstyle, and Unikitty)

Emmet: Lloyd, it’s urgent.

Unikitty: The universe sent us a message to get to Cartoonsville!

Steeper Wisdom Customer: Hey! Where’s my tea?

Lloyd: Sorry, but I’m gonna need six of the generals to cover for us. The Secret Ninja Force is coming with me. And so is my mom.

THE DOJO

Master Wu: Wonder what Garmadon is up to…

Lloyd: Master Wu! The universe sent us a message!

Master Wu: I can fly everything.

(The boat flies off to the volcano)

MEANWHILE AT GARMADON’S LAIR

Garmadon: Come on, generals, keep it moving!

Emmet: Hey! Garmadon!

Garmadon: Oh, hey!

Unikitty: The universe sent a message! Will you come with us?

Garmadon: You bet I will! I’m just gonna need my General No. 1 to cover for me.

(Garmadon jumps out of his volcano and onto the boat, as it flies off)

AT THE SEAPORT OF CARTOONSVILLE

(Cut to Emmet and the gang wading on the water)

Emmet: Okay, guys, this is it! We now encounter… tall buildings with no luster, and marked with blackened evidence?

Blossom: That’s when Kingpin’s minions invaded Townsville!

Buttercup: Look what has happened to our town?

Bubbles: Look! There’s Professor Utonium’s old house!

Batman: Girls, look at this. It’s your old school.

Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi: Hey look! I think the mayor used to work in this office!

Superman: What is this, the place where they take us to the gates?

Emmet: Indeed. I bet the queen is going to meet us here. (suddenly a box takes the Justice League, including Batman) Where’s the Justice League? (another box takes the Ninjas and their relatives) Secret Ninja Force? (another one take the PowerPuff Girls) Girls! (another one takes Wyldstyle) Lucy! (suddenly more boxes take the rest) Unikitty! Watevra! Mayhem! Banarnar! (finally, three boxes take the Marvel Superheroes, Metal Beard, and Benny) Guys! Where exactly are they taking them? (suddenly he sees another red box, who turned out to be a Happy Meal box, and it takes him too) Gah! Let me go! Let me go, you red bird! I’M A SYSPOCALYPSTARIAN, YOU SAVAGE! I DEMAND YOU TO LET ME OUT OF HERE! AND I DEMAND TO SEE MY FRIENDS! I KNOW MY RIGHTS! I KNOW MY RIGHTS!!! (Suddenly the box drops him and lands on the road. Like they say, when there’s a road, there’s a city.) Back, you barbarian! That’s right! It’s a wrench! It’s used for fixing stuff, but it’s also used for hitting them on the head! Be afraid! Be very afraid!

Dr. Fox: Hey! Put the wrench down.

(suddenly two boxes appear carrying Superman and Green Lantern)

Green Lantern: Let me go! Let me out!

Superman: I know my rights! We’re the Justice League!

(the boxes drop them both)

(Emmet looks at the gates of Cartoonsville that are closed and locked. Then Spider Ham appears and stands between the locked gates.)

Spider Ham: Presenting, her majesty, Blisstina Francesa Francia Mariam Alicia, the empress of Cartoonsville.

Bliss: Welcome, people, to the kingdom of Cartoonsville!

Blossom: Nice to meet you, your majesty! (stops for a second) What? Bliss?

Bliss: Blossom?

Bubbles: Kingpin’s minions came.

Buttercup: And the professor died.

Blossom: But you survived.

Bubbles: (starts to cry) And that’s what heroes do…

Girls: (they hug Bliss) Bliss!

Bliss: I’ve missed you so much!

Emmet: Okay, that’s adorable.

Benny: Is that the girl who saved the alternate universe from Kingpin?

Bliss: Yep. That’s me!

Emmet: (bows to Bliss) Your majesty.

Bliss: Uh, just call me “Bliss”. You brought my sisters back to me. I thank you. I’m gonna hug you now. (she hugs him)

Benny: Aww. That’s so sweet.

Wyldstyle: Uh, hi. I’m Lucy Brickowski, but some know me by my tomboyish name “Wyldstyle”. I am the adoptive mom of the PowerPuff Girls.

Bliss: Mom? I’m adopted? I also have an adoptive dad!

Batman: The fans call me Batman.

Metal Beard: The name be Metal Beard. This is my pal Benny.

Benny: Hi. This is our half unicorn cat friend Princess Unikitty. And these are her friends Puppycorn, Hawkodile, Dr. Fox, and Richard!

Iron Man: Uh, hi. I’m Stark Industries founder Tony Stark. You know me by my hero name: Iron Man. And we are the Avengers.

Emmet: And these are the Secret Ninja Force. I hear that you saved the alternate universes from a foe called Kingpin. I’m Emmet.

Bliss: Yes, and I am so relieved to have my little sisters back. I threw Kingpin into the desolate plains of the Dryar System.

Emmet: That’s where Rex Dangervest vanished. He was predicted to be me from the future, you know.

(“Wreck-It Ralph” by Henry Jackman plays)

Spider Ham: Haven’t you heard about the legend of Cartoonsville?

Emmet: No.

Chocolate Bar: But there is no other place besides here.

Bliss: Yes, there is, and we’ll tell you all about it when we enter the village. (turns on walkie-talkie) Guards, my little sisters have returned!

(The guard presses a button that unlocks the gates. Inside the gates are a pile of machinery. They use their inner workings to unlock them. As the wheels roll, a bar slides to the left to unlock the doors. The red light turns green. The gates then open slowly. Then the gang enter the gates. Behind the open gates are people and characters from other universes living happily together.)

Bliss: (cont’d) For years, we’ve been fighting for what Kingpin has destroyed. He killed about 17 people with dangerous weapons and sharp objects, like the Sword of Exact-Zero. But now, as you can see, we defeated Kingpin, kept his weapons in a safe place as relics, and built a sanctuary. A place where we can finally put down routes. There are themes, like Ice Age, Hotel Transylvania, The Emoji Movie, The Loud House, My Little Pony, Transformers, Rio, and a bunch of others only our citizens mention. (calls out) Everyone! Come on! Everyone out of your homes! My little sisters are home! Come on, people! The PowerPuff Girls are back!

Beemo: (gasps) I knew it! (cut to Beemo running to them) Make way! Make way! Girls!

Girls: Beemo! We missed you so much!

Beemo: Townsville’s Mightiest Heroes have returned!

Emmet: Hi. I’m Emmet. You must be Beemo.

Beemo: I know you. You are the guy who had the right to face the Man Upstairs, built the Double Decker Couch, defeated Lord Business, stopped Armamageddon, and adopted the PowerPuff Girls!

Wyldstyle: Yes, and these are our other friends the Duplo aliens.

Beemo: Yes. The faraway creatures from the Systar System who turned Bricksburg into a wasteland called Apocalypseburg!

Wyldstyle: (flashbacks from “The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part”) Yes, they wanted to play with us, but we pushed them away. Apocalypseburg was a place built around and upon the Statue of Liberty, which we got from Liberty Island. We also replaced it with a metal-made replica of it. So, we made everything awesome again, because everything was super bleak.

Emmet: Yeah, and before doing so, I broke a giant cake, in which a creator of the Systar System calls it…

Bianca: (in flashbacks) …my space laser cake thingy!

Emmet: And then, Armamageddon came.

Gandalf: It’s Armamageddon!

Emmet: The entire universe was coming to an end. I knew that this was Rex’s fault.

Unikitty: During the battle, I unleashed the glitter hairball missiles, like this.

(Unikitty tries to spit it out in the flashbacks)

Benny: I got a metal arm, but during the Disco era, I got back my original arm. (end of flashbacks)

Bliss: Wyldstyle, I know you had to brood during Apocalypseburg times, but I also brood during the Apocalypse era.

Wyldstyle: Really? Were there other Apocalyptic regions in the alternate universe?

Bliss: Yes. (hears girly singing) Did you hear that? It sounded like the wonderful and lovely lady who sings to your return, girls. (singing continues)

(The doves fly out to reveal a pink spacegirl named Penny)

Penny: (singing) Look at them shinin'

Their eyeballs they glow

Now the village is smiling

'Cause our girls are home

Can you feel what I feel?

The day has come at last

Our precious girls have returned

I'll be the first to say welcome back

Oh welcome back

I say welcome, welcome, welcome…

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

Penny: Hey, Benny!

Benny: Hello, cousin! These are my friends Emmet, Wyldstyle, and the gang. Guys, Penny. Penny, guys.

Emmet: Hello.

Wyldstyle: Hi.

Unikitty: Hieeeeee!

Metal Beard: Ahoy!

Penny: Nice to meet all of you, including the robot pirate!

Metal Beard: I like her.

Bliss: Penny is the spacegirl and princess of Cartoonsville. She also works as the translator of the Book of Legends.

Penny: All the events that happened in the Kingpin invasion, who Kingpin killed, and how they died, are recorded in the book. I placed it in a legendary area called “The Rings of Knowledge”.

Beemo: Yes, and enough chit-chat. Let’s party! (blows out a didgeridoo)

Bubbles: (gasps) Wow! What a great song!

Penny: Yes. It’s how the village was built. It’s who we are.

Spider Ham: I wrote that during our victory.

Black Widow: Shall we celebrate?

Emmet: Yeah, we should! Come on, Lucy! Let’s go!

Let's come together, singing love and harmonia

We are so different, but the same inside our hearts

Beautiful colors, as far as the eyes can see ya

Open your wings, fly when you hear the call

Let's celebrate, for we are beautiful creatures

Come spread your wings, dance and sing songs about freedom

Like lah lah lah hoo hoo

One for the jungle família

Like bah bah bah boo boo

Calling the beautiful creatures

Come this way, celebrate

Laugh and dance all the way

Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi: Wow! This is amazing! It reminds me of that matrimonial ceremony!

Lah lah bah bah boom boom

Já disse que Jade chegou

Já disse que já disse que Jade chegou

Já disse que Jade chegou

Já disse que já disse que Jade chegou

Bliss: (rap) I’m the fourth PowerPuff Girl who is very tall

I can fight the forces of evil and all

The only thing that we can do is always get along

Now let’s keep dancing and finish the song

(chorus)

Let's celebrate, for we are beautiful creatures

Come spread your wings, dance and sing songs about freedom

Like lah lah lah hoo hoo

One for the jungle família

Like bah bah bah boo boo

Calling the beautiful creatures

(song ends, then everyone cheers)

BACK AT EMOJI-SAN

(Hi-5 is chatting with Gene, a Meh emoji.)

Hi-5: Yes, indeed. I am looking forward for the Loud kids to get adopted. A couple has arrived. A group of Master Builders of Syspocalypstar to be precise.

Gene: Oh, is that so? In that case, we drive off to the apartment to tell Jailbreak the big news.

MEANWHILE IN JAILBREAK’S APARTMENT

Gene: Jailbreak, is it possible for the Loud kids to be adopted. Hi-5 is looking forward to see them get a family.

Jailbreak: Yeah. I found out on the news that Kingpin killed the Loud parents during the monstrosity. The family was a threat to the late Royal Woods.

Gene: The entire group is finally here. They finally came.

Hi-5: Why is that? Where exactly are the Loud kids?

RED’S HUT

Lori: So you literally had to stop a cold island?

Red: Mm hmm.

Leni: But those pigs are your enemies!

Luna: Dude, how do you know that you and those pigs had to team up.

Chuck: This is how. A long time ago, Zeta plotted to destroy us all.

Bomb: That battle against Kingpin is the reason why you guys had to be adopted.

Lola: I hope the mom and dad look nice.

Lana: And act nice.

Luan: And I hope I pull pranks on them on April Fools Day!

(emoji ringtone)

Chuck: Hey! We got company!

(door opens)

Gene: Greetings Loud kids! I would like to say that you guys are getting adopted! And you got a flyer for tomorrow’s auditions for a show called “Systar System Live on Stage”.

Lori: Really?

Leni: This is gonna be fun! (squeals)

Bomb: What do you know? It worked.

Lincoln: And surely, we will be on the show as much as possible.

Red: Yeah. When you do well at the auditions.

Lori: I’ll drive the van.

MEANWHILE

Ice Cream Cone: Alright, that’s all the flyers we got.

Queen Watevra Wa’Nabi: And as long as we get the auditions and rehearsals straight, we’re gonna bring these Master Builders back to Syspocalypstar, and have the coolest live show ever! I am inspired!

(suddenly a blue mouse zips in)

Morton: 5 minutes, guests. The queen would like you to meet you in the castle in 5 minutes.

Ice Cream Cone: Okay, thank you. (the blue mouse zips out)

Sweet Mayhem: Well, I guess the auditions have to proceed as planned.

Batman: Yeah, and anyway, I got papers for a list of people who will audition. Somehow, I think a wooly mammoth is gonna have to pop in right about… NOW!

(stomp)

Manny: You need a lift?

Batman: Yes, we need a lift. The others are gonna catch up.

(Cut to Benny and Penny flying around the forest as “Wonderful Life” plays.)

Penny: (singing) Take a look around

And see the world we think we know

Then look closer

There's more to life than meets the eye

A beauty to behold

It's all much bigger than we know

It's only just beginning to unfold

So let it all unfold

Far beyond all reason in your mind

There's a world mysterious

There for you to find

All these questions

That we always have

All we are is curious

There's nothing wrong with that

So go 'round every corner

Search every part of the sky

'Cause a life that's full of wonder

Is a wonderful life

Dig beneath the surface

Find the lessons there to learn

And then dig deeper

Feed your intuition

Don't leave any stone unturned

Be the seeker of the truth

Listen when you hear it calling you

You know it's calling you

Far beyond all reason in your mind

There's a world mysterious

There for you to find

All these questions that we always have

All we are is curious

There's nothing wrong with that

So go 'round every corner

Search every part of the sky

'Cause a life that's full of wonder

Is a wonderful life

Is a wonderful life

Is a wonderful life

Is a wonderful life

Emmet: Hey, Benny. I see that you are having a very good time.

Benny: Yeah. We are.

Penny: You know, I have friends who are girls, and there are six friends, just like the Mane 6, who are our inspiration. We even got our own spaceship. It’s girly.

Wyldstyle: Is there a place where we can stay?

Penny: Actually, there is. You guys are staying in the castle. The queen awaits.

Emmet: Why does the queen await? Is this some kind of royal thing?

THE CASTLE

Emmet: Wow. That’s huge.

Penny: Yeah. Took us a few weeks to build that thing. As you can see that’s the drawbridge. The pigs work as our royal guards.

Buttercup: Dad! It’s huge! It has 11 bedrooms! I get the big one!

Bubbles: No! I’m getting that.

Blossom: Only by 3 minutes, 2.5 seconds!

Penny: I’d hope to be blessed to have the Master Builders of the kingdom to call my own. The Loud kids are coming back here to see you here for the first time.

Emmet: Who exactly are the Loud kids?

Batman: The answer to your question is: a group of 11 children in a van that’s gonna pop out of nowhere? (suddenly a van appears behind them) ARE YOU KIDDING ME THE SAME THING?! AARGH!!!

(“The Loud House” theme song, then the van parks at the parking space.)

(an 11 year old boy opens the door)

Lincoln: Good evening, everyone.

(Emmet waves his hand)

Unikitty: Oh, great. 11 children that Batman can adopt.

Benny: You’re the guys who got fused into Legion Loud! Who is Legion Loud specifically?

Penny: She was a creation of Kingpin.

Benny: And after that aftermath of the battle, he was stuck in the Dryar System and what we know is that he disappeared just like Rex did.

Penny: Yeah, nobody saw him disappear except us while we were digging those bricks up from the bin of storage. Their parents died during the Kingpin incident. And now, Batman and Wa’Nabi have a chance to adopt them and keep them as their own.

Leni: We brought someone.

Red: We’re back!

Wyldstyle: Look at her. Always using the word “literally”, and calling her boyfriend. And I like that shopaholic over there.

Leni: Like, okay.

Chuck: They are Lori and Leni. Check it out. My inspiration. Luna Loud. She wrote my special campaign song ever. It goes like this: (singing) All we know is la la la la la! You know what I mean?

Red: Behold, your female comedian, Luan Loud.

Bomb: Oh, and I guess there’s Lynn and Lucy.

Batman: I know someone who has a pet bat.

Lucy: His name is Fangs.

Batman: Oh.

Chuck: And here are my favorite twins Lana and Lola. Lana likes anything muddy and reptiles, and Lola likes beauty pageants. She has to look pretty as much as I do.

Lola: That’s my cross to bear.

Dr. Fox: And who’s that little scientist there.

Red: That’s Lisa.

Chuck: Lily is the baby, and always says “Poo poo” in front of the people here.

Lincoln: Hello. I’m Lincoln Loud. I am the only brother of the Loud Family.

Emmet: I didn’t know that you were born after Lynn.

Wyldstyle: And these are our adoptive daughters Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. They’re going to be your new sisters.

Lincoln: Which is a good thing. I was looking forward to have 14 sisters. That makes it ten plus four.

Buttercup: No way! A swimming pool! (she slides down)

Emmet: Buttercup! (gets splashed)

Buttercup: Awesome…

Penny: (chuckles) Emmet, let me tell you something. If anything, and I mean anything happens to you, I’ll take care of your family. Alright, buddy. Sleep well. (she flies off) Good night, Benny!

Benny: Good night!

(cut to 10:10pm)

(Everyone is sleeping in their selected rooms, and Emmet is using his flashlight to look for any signs of creepy stuff. His back suddenly touches something, and he thought it was a real octopus. But it was Bun Bun instead.)

Wyldstyle: What an amazing day. All this time I never let myself hope that this place existed, but they did! We found that society, Emmet. This changes everything.

Emmet: Yeah.

THE NEXT MORNING

(“Girl In The Mirror” plays)

(Everyone wakes up for another new day)

Red: Let’s go! We can’t be late for work! We must get to the castle first!

Chuck: We should be early before our boss arrives!

(Cut to the rest of these homes. The other cartoon characters are about to leave for work. Some of them are going to audition.)

Gene: Good morning!

Hi-5: Morning, Gene! Time to get to work!

(Cut to Red driving to the castle)

Red: Hey, Optimus! What time does the sorting area open?

Optimus Prime: It opens at 10:00am.

Chuck: That’s great!

(The van drives off and the camera pans to the castle. Emmet is still sleeping. Buttercup and the Loud kids are trying to wake him up with a spider. Its legs touch his cheek.)

Emmet: Honey, stop. That tickles.

(Some of the kids then giggle. When Emmet opens his eyes, he notices a spider, and it hisses.)

(Emmet shrieks, and the kids run out.)

Luan: That was fun!

(Emmet tries to get the spider off, only to notice that Buttercup was the one who did it.)

Emmet: Buttercup!

Luna: Come on, Buttercup! Let’s go!

(Emmet goes back to the bathroom, and showers. When he brushes his teeth, Red appears behind them.)

Red: Morning, Emmet. Your girlfriend and two of your kids are working with us at the sorting area! On days here in the kingdom, we start early. The early bird gets the worm.

Wyldstyle: Morning, Red!

Chuck: Your wife’s awake. Already up ready to go.

Wyldstyle: Morning, babe!

Emmet: They hired you?

Wyldstyle: Yeah. They announced that I’m the new employee.

Red: The sorting area opens at ten. And, I thought I’d take Emmet here for a tour of our neighborhood, you know, show him around.

Wyldstyle: Wow! That’s a great idea!

Bomb: When we get company, we know the drill. To hide from the bad guys. We call it: Protection Mode.

Red: The queen will meet you at the forest.