The Loudest Movie/Transcript

[The movie starts in the afternoon at Royal Woods Elementary School as the bell rings.] Mrs. Johnson: "Alright, class, have a great summer!" [Everyone cheers and rushes out the door, except for Lincoln and Clyde] Principal Huggins: [over loudspeaker] "Good afternoon, Royal Woods Elementary! Would Lincoln Loud and Clyde McBride please come to my office." Lincoln: [spiraling] "Oh no, are we in trouble?" Principal Huggins: "Don't worry, you're not in any trouble." [Lincoln and Clyde sigh with relief, at Principal Huggins office Lisa is outside with a listening device] Lucy: "Lisa, what are you doing?" Lisa: "Our brother and his closest emotional companion, street name: best friend, got called to the principals office and I'm determined to know why, would you like to listen in with me?" Lola: "Are you insane? Of course we would!" [Lucy, Lana and Lola scooch in] Principal Huggins: "Alright, boys. As you know, next week is the last week before the first day of June. And last night, my wife surprised me by canceling our trip to Florida, and instead booked us a trip to Cancún! We can't cancel our reservation for the beach house we rented because it's already been paid for. So, I decided to let you boys have that stay." [Lincoln and his younger sisters gasp at this surprising news] Clyde: [laughs] "Good one, sir!" [laughs again, only a little more dwindled] "You're kidding, right?" Principal Huggins: "Absolutely not, it's because of you boys that I got to meet my childhood hero Bill Buck, so I guess I… sort of…" Lincoln: [smirks] "Owe us." Principal Huggins: "Uhh, yes, that." [grabs something off his desk] "Here are plane tickets and turn by turn directions to the beach house." Lincoln and Clyde: "SWEET!" Principal Huggins: "But if you decide to bring anyone else along to this little beach trip, they'll have to pay for the life of luxury themselves." Lincoln and Clyde: "Understood!" Principal Huggins: "Okay then, have a great weekend!" [Lincoln and Clyde barge out of the principal's office screaming, at home, the Loud sisters are sitting on the couch, disappointed] Lana: "Great! Now Lincoln and Clyde get to live it up in Florida while we've gotta spend nine weeks here!" Lisa: "Don't forget about our maternal and paternal figures." Lola: [sarcastically] "Yeah, Lisa, just keep rubbing it in out faces all day!" Leni: "Hey guys, cheer up, there's still plenty of fun we can have here!" Luna: "Dude, we spend almost every Summer vacay at home. We pretty much do the exact same stuff here." Lincoln: [kicks open the door, excited] "Guys, there's something I've gotta tell you! [notices his sisters unhappy faces] "What's wrong?" Lynn: "Lisa told us that you and Clyde won a trip to Florida for the Summer, so now we have to spend the next two months at home. Again!" Lincoln: "Acually, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. I'm taking the whole Loud family with me on this vacation." Sisters: [excited] "Really?!" Lincoln: "Oh yeah!" [Lincoln's sisters cheer and carry him upstairs] THE NEXT DAY [both families dive into their respected cars, all packed and ready to go] Lynn Sr.: "Next stop, the airport!" Louds and McBrides: "Woo-hoo! Here we come, Florida!"