Cat Hairballs (Rank and Stinky's Crock O' Christmas Song)

Cat Hairballs (Sung By Rank and Stinky).

Stinky: O'er the rug I go, with a mouth all full of fuzz.

Burying your shoe, 'neath a pile of scuz.

Rank: Nice one on my head, and another mound over there.

Stinky: Hey! Let's make a three piece suit, of this freshly hwarfed up hair.

Rank and Stinky: Ooooh! Cat hairballs, cat hairballs, all over the place!

Stinky: Don't look now, here one comes, smack right in your face! HWARF!

Rank and Stinky: Cat hairballs, cat hairballs.

Stinky: Get them while they're hot.

There the perfect Yaksmas gift.

Rank: And always hit the spot.

Stinky: I'll make you a bike.

Or an Italian sports car?

Brand new high heel shoes, or a fine cigar!

Rank: How about a hat? And matching underwear.

Stinky: Don't you fret, I won't run out, I've lots more hair to spare.

Rank and Stinky: Ooooh! Cat hairballs, cat hairballs, all over the place!

Stinky: Don't look now, here one comes.

Smack right in your face!

Rank and Stinky: Cat hairballs, cat hairballs.

Stinky: Get 'em while they're hot.

They're the perfect Yaksmas gift.

Rank and Stinky: And always hit the spot!

(Break time)

Rank and Stinky: Cat hairballs, cat hairballs, all over the place!

Stinky: Don't look now, here one comes.

Smack right in your face!

Rank and Stinky: Cat hairballs, cat hairballs.

Get them while they're hot!

Stinky: There the perfect Yaksmas gift.

Rank and Stinky: And always hit the spot!

They're the perfect Yaksmas gift, and always hit the spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!